Definitions :)

• Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
  
• Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  
• On-site Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  
• Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
  
• Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no married man and woman are available.
  
• Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a married couple; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
  
• Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
  
• Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
  
• Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby
  

Have a nice month :)